ToyFarce News: We Interviewed Haslab... But The Wrong One!

by ToyFarce
November 19, 2021
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*BREAKING NEWS FROM TOYFARCE!

Last week, ToyFarce sent a request to Haslab to try to get an exclusive interview (since we're on Toy News International and we can do things like that now). To our biggest surprise, they granted us that interview and were actually pretty excited about it! We were expecting a great sit down interview with members of all the different great teams, to talk everything about Haslab: Marvel Legends Galactus, the G.I. Joe Skystriker, the Ghostbusters Proton pack, and the Star Wars the Black Series Rancor...

Haslab

Well, it turns our there is another company called Haslab, a homeopathy company in India. Here's what we salvaged from the interview...

ToyFarce: Hello, Haslab, and thank you so much for accepting this interview with us. We couldn't believe that you'd accept an interview after we've been teasing you for so long, so we really appreciate it!

Haslab: You're welcome, we're very excited to have a chat with you and get more awareness on the fantastic world of homeopathy!

ToyFarce: Wait, what?... Anyway, so how is the development going on Galactus?

Haslab: You must be talking about our Gastrolus drops... those are great if you have stomach issues! It helps with heartburn, flatulence,...

Digesto

ToyFarce: I... am very confused right now. Moving on, how happy are you with the response to the G.I. Joe Skystriker? People are very happy about the long-awaited comeback of the O-ring figures!

Haslab: "O-ring"? Do you mean...the b**thole? We have a very wide range of products to ease digestion and relieve you of any pain in the colon!

ToyFarce: Okay, I see what's going on... If I say Proton Pack?

Haslab: Yes, we have lots of tonics too!

ToyFarce: This interview is over.


Well that was a waste of time...

More news at 11:00... Haslab, live life without side effects!

*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!



Comments...

ToyFarce - 2021-11-22 @ 1:14 pm
On 11/20/2021 at 6:22 AM, MagnaPrime said:

This is either madness or genius

I like to think it's both ?

ghostbogey - 2021-11-20 @ 10:26 am

Fun "Interview"......Nice going ;^)

MagnaPrime - 2021-11-20 @ 4:22 am

This is either madness or genius

ransomz - 2021-11-20 @ 1:15 am

That was pretty funny. I am looking forward to these.

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