BREAKING NEWS FROM TOYFARCE!
A few days ago, it was announced that
Hasbro applied for a new
anti-theft, anti-tamper packaging patent for their toys and figures. It shouldn't be a surprise to anybody, since we've just spent a year seeing idiots steal the S
pace Jam Lebron James action figure heads (and selling them on ebay, literally '
scalping' them) to blindly follow a tiktok trend.
Full article about the new patent
here.
A source that is working undercover in several groups, such as the
S.C.A.L.P., the
Thieves' Guild, the
Figure Swap Organization, and other
nefarious groups, told
ToyFarce that the
Thieves' Guild were already working on their own patent to counter that one:
"The
Guild said that if toy companies are going to make it more difficult for them to steal the toys inside the packaging, they will just start by stealing the whole thing instead,
packaging and all. Meanwhile, they are going to be working on their own
counter-patent to fight it. Such is the way of the Guild."
More news at 11:00... How about a
new patent to
counter the
counter-patent?
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
** ToyFarce and Toy News International do not condone stealing toys. Please, don't do that.
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