ToyFarce News: G.I.Joe Encrypted Communiqué Channel Accidentally Used by Whole Unit!

by ToyFarce
May 26, 2023

Over the last few weeks, the G.I.Joe Team has been teasing their next Haslab project via encrypted communiqués, telling that the G.I.Joes are aware of the impending arrival of the Cobra H.I.S.S. Tank and that they should deploy a certain 'Operation XXXXXXXXXXXXX' of their own to counter it. The messages had been rather secretive until now, when other types of communiqués started to appear on our feeds...

The first suspicious encrypted message came from Roadblock, the heavy machine gunner of the team, whose second function is also as a cook. He shared a recipe for lasagna through that channel, which several assumed that it was coded message and probably meant something else. Haslab G.I. Joe Lasagna Kitchen confirmed?!




The second message came from Snake Eyes, which was very wordy, as usual...



Some other members of the team also shared memes, via the channel...

"Hey guys, check this out! - Duke"

It wasn't long until someone noticed that and sent a warning message.



Do you think those could be clues to confuse Cobra? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00... and knowing the recipe is half the battle!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!


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ucsf - 2023-05-28 @ 6:46 pm

This was really funny! Also, Hasbro still owes us a Roadblock cookbook for real!

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