Well,
Cowabunga, dudes! Between the new
movie coming out soon, the 4-pack from
Mezco announced in January, the
BST AXN IDW figures from the
Loyal Subjects, the
NECA drops at
Target a couple of weeks ago (
and on Target's website now), the
NECA Convention Exclusives pre-sale last week, and the
merch from the new movie now flooding our shelves, it's been a very good year for
TMNT fans and collectors (
very hard on our/their wallets, though...).
ToyFarce found out the real reason behind the absurd amount of TMNT merch that we can find today... and it might be
SHREDDER?!
Shredder, the mortal enemy of the
Ninja Turtles, might be the reason why we're seeing
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles merch everywhere.
Who would have thought? A disgruntled member of the
Foot Clan gave
ToyFarce the scoop: "
Master Shredder's goal is to make everybody hate the Turtles", he said. "
Since all his previous attempts have failed and people kept loving them, he is now trying something else. The more turtles are on the market, the more people will start to get bored of them, which will have a bad effect on their morale, and then, Master Shredder and the Foot Clan will be able to defeat them! We will finally dine on Turtle soup!"
The only problem is that it seems to have
backfired, and people seem to like the 4 brothers even more! "
Nooooooooooo!"
What
TMNT products have you picked up or are you planning to pick up?
Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00...
Come face your doom! Join the Foot Clan!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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