Happy Alien Day everyone! Alien Day is celebrated by fans worldwide every year on
April, 26th (4/26), which refers to
LV-426, one of the three moons orbiting Calpamos in the Zeta Reticuli system, the same moon on which the UNSCC Nostromo landed in
2122 (or
1979, for us)! So today, we'll have a
themed news article for you! A collector living on
LV-426 saw her entire collection of
NECA life size Xenomorph eggs BURNT DOWN by
Ellen, a warrant officer from a delivery ship?
ToyFarce investigated...
"
I love those life size Xenomorph eggs from NECA. I have dozens of them!" said the collector from
LV-426. "
First, I was just minding my own business, in a big empty spaceship where I had gathered all my collection of Xenomorph eggs, when a delivery crew came and tempered with one of them, opened it. I was very annoyed because they were all in mint condition..."
"
A few years later, more people came and colonized another area on the planet, and some of them came to check my Xenomorph eggs collection again, and they touched some of them... That's when I decided to move everything to a big empty storage space, below ground, to make sure nobody comes to touch anything again. And guess what - that same woman from the delivery ship from years before just showed up with a flamethrower (!) and burnt down my entire collection... I mean, who does that?"
Reminder that since
Fox has been bought by Disney, the
Xenomorph Queen is
technically a
Disney Princess.
More news at 11:00...
Game over, man! Game over!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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