It’s that time of the year again: Massive collector items are shipping, wallets are empty, and significant others are fuming! Whether it’s the
Super7 Thundercats Cat’s Lair, the
HasLab Star Wars TVC Ghost ship, or that life-sized replica of
your entire childhood nostalgia, collectors everywhere are finding themselves in the doghouse. But fear not:
ToyFarce has your back!
Introducing the "
Congratulations! You Won This Item!" Fake Email Service, the ultimate tool to save your relationship and keep your collection intact. Perfect for
dropping jaws and
avoiding questions about credit card statements!
How It Works:
1.
Submit the details of your gigantic, wallet-draining purchase to ToyFarce.
2.
Receive a beautifully crafted email "from the manufacturer" stating that you, lucky collector, have WON the item for free in a random giveaway!
3.
Show the email to your significant other with a convincing blend of surprise and joy.
4.
Watch the tension melt away as they begrudgingly allow the enormous box to take over the living room.
Collectors have been using excuses like "It was on sale!" or "It has always been here' for years, but nothing works quite like free. Who's going to complain about a gift?
Collector Testimonials:
"
The Congratulations! email saved my marriage after the Cat's Lair arrived. My partner even said, 'Wow, you’re so lucky!' Thanks, ToyFarce!" - Anonymous Collector
"
When the Haslab Ghost arrived, my wife was ready to kick me out. The email made her think it was free, and now I can sleep in my bed again." - Disguised Collector (or Collector in Disguise!)
So, the next time you find yourself explaining why there’s a gigantic toy fortress where your coffee table used to be, remember:
ToyFarce is here for you. And if this service doesn’t work... well, at least you’ll have a very cool
Cat’s Lair box to sleep in!
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