In a groundbreaking fusion of
digital endurance and
quantum uncertainty,
Walmart's Collector Con 2025 has redefined the collector's experience. Enthusiasts found themselves in a high-stakes game of "
Will it refresh fast enough?" while grappling with the enigmatic nature of pre-orders that exist in both '
confirmed' and '
canceled' states.
ToyFarce investigated...
The F5 Marathon:
Collectors worldwide engaged in relentless
F5 key marathons, attempting to refresh
Walmart's website in hopes of securing exclusive items before they vanished into the digital abyss. Reports indicate that some keyboards didn't survive the ordeal, leading to a surge in aftermarket F5 key replacements.
Schrödinger's Pre-Order:
Adding to the excitement,
Walmart introduced the concept of '
Schrödinger's Pre-Order', where collectors received confirmation emails that simultaneously *
confirmed* and *
denied* their purchases. We received several reports from collectors that sometimes received the email telling them that their order was canceled
BEFORE getting the order confirmation email. This quantum approach left many pondering the true state of their orders until the coveted (or dreaded) shipping notification -
or cancellation notice - arrived.
Walmart's Collector Con 2025 will be remembered as a testament to the resilience of collectors and their unwavering commitment to securing exclusives, even in the face of digital adversity. As the event concludes today, many are left reflecting on the experience, with blistered fingers poised over their
F5 keys, ready for the next challenge.
Did you grab anything during this year's
Walmart Collector Con? Let us know in the comments!
We, at
ToyFarce, may (or may not) have secured the invisible
Mattel WWE Elite Greatest Hits 2025 John Cena figure.
More news at 11:00...
Walmart, how can an order be canceled *before* I even placed it?
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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