ToyFarce News: Collector Attempts To Recreate Seth Rollins’ WrestleMania 42 Entrance, Accidentally Sets Figure On Fire

In what experts are calling "an entirely predictable outcome", a WWE collector attempted to recreate Seth Rollins’ over-the-top WrestleMania 42 entrance with a smoking jacket this weekend, accidentally setting his Mattel action figure ablaze in the process. ToyFarce investigated...

Rollins, known for his increasingly extravagant outfits, made his entrance wearing a smoking jacket, complete with actual smoke effects coming out of the jacket, prompting at least one fan to think: "Yeah, I can do that at home."

"I just wanted it to be screen accurate" said local collector Jason, while fanning smoke out of his toy room. "The figure looked great, I painted his eyes black and all, but it was missing that wow factor. You know, the smoke. The aura. The fire hazard."

According to reports, Jason used a combination of cotton, a lighter, and "wrestling passion" to simulate the effect. Witnesses say the entrance recreation lasted approximately three seconds before the figure became "fully engulfed in authenticity".

"I even played his theme music..." Jason added. "It was perfect. Until it wasn’t."

Mattel has not officially commented, but sources close to the company confirmed they are "once again asking collectors to not set their toys on fire", marking the third such request this year. An official statement will be issued shortly.

Meanwhile, fellow collectors remain divided.: "If you’re not willing to risk everything for accuracy, are you even collecting?" one commenter wrote. Others were less impressed. "Bro could’ve just used a vape..." another suggested. At press time, Jason confirmed he is already planning his next project: recreating an Undertaker entrance using real lighting...

Seth Rollins picture on the cover by @dtfmania.
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