Stalker: Doc, you have to hurry up here...we just got a telegram from Serpentor's lawyers demanding his property back...
Duke: My last request is that you don't replace me with... CHANNING TATUM!!
Coma my ass!
Duke: why has no one removed the snake yet!
Doc: "Okay, letss cut out his heart and give it to Flint to lead."
Stalker: "What!?"
Doc: "Its okay! I saw this happen in the TF movie."
The Snake: "Onccce a man!!"
Doc: "you shoulda seen the last time he came in there with something stuck in him, it wasn't a snake let me tell you"......
Stalker: So, Duke, does this mean I get to keep this figure stand?
Doc: Has it lasted longer than 4 hours.......?
"Okay guys get me off this gurney, this is the dumbest form of yoga I have ever heard of!"
Due to the fact that Doc had the same worthless wrists as Duke, all he could do was to watch him bleed. Ironic, isn't it?
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