Mephisto: Argh...so much for the verbal agreement!
Spider-Man: *gets a rifle* Oh No, you're not ruining another comic couple, Joe Quesada!
Spiderman: Check out the butt on the red head
snake eyes: yeah he must work out
Scarlett to Snake-Eyes: You sold your soul so we'd all have these crappy elbows?? You're an idiot!
Spider-Man: I was wondering why Hasbro insisted on ruining ML with these limited articulation elbows.
Mephisto: I told him the half-ball joint elbows would make him popular with the ladies. Bwwahahahahahaahahaa!!!!
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Mephisto:
"Now Spider-Man, the way that you can tell others are cyborgs is because they have a giant screw on the inside of their thigh."
Spidey:
"OH..... Riiiight, I see!"
Spidey: Hey Mephisto, what is this all about?
Mephisto: I bet that I can make their love life more tragic than your own Spider-Man!
Snake Eyes: You're on, ugly!.
Mephisto: So yea see Parker...Devil's Due Publishing bet me I couldn't make One More Day in the GI Joe universe and have it suck just as much. Hahaha. Proved them wrong.
Spidey: Sigh...
Spidey: Why in the world am I in this pic with GI Joe figures, what did I do to be made into a 5inch scale? I'll make a deal with ya M, Ive got lots of money from my movies. I'll pay ya to make sure this doesn't happen again.
Mephisto: NOW Parker you must choose Which form shall your Aunt May take.. MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Mephisto:...Ya see... I'm a real slut for redheads?!
Scarlett: Who you callin" slut
Spidey: Oh, that explains a lot... it's not magic. Just dirty old MAN-gic!