I'm sorry son we were unable to verify your last 2 employers......
Deadpool: "I was unaware it was green pants day."
Duke: If this guy passed the psych eval, what does that say about Blackout?
Deadpool: "O.K. now all you have to do is guess what hand the Now & later is in and if you guess correctly you get to keep it ! "
Hawk gets excited and anxious!
Duke whispers "PSSST it's in his right hand "
Flint gets upset " Awww come on Duke you can't do that!!"
Deadpool " Seriously guys...seriously....you see this is why...this is why we can never.......you know what just forget it !!! "
Awkward silence
Hawk: "Is it in your right hand?"
Joes: Who the hell is this guy?
Duke: All I know is he walked into the camp whistling the theme to Ponderosa...
Dead-Pool: Hey
Joes: WHAT!?
Dead-Pool: Your dads called, they want their seed back...
Duke: We got some bad news for ya pal
Deadpool: You just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geiko?
Hawk: So...you're here about the "Stormshadow Vacancy"?
Flint: You're not the kinda Ninja that's gonna up and change sides every few years, are ya...?
Deadpool: ....*sigh*...
Hawk: Welcome Deadpool to the G.I. Joe team.
Deadpool: What! Wait wait wait just one minute I thought I was joining Cobra not a Village People tribute band.
Duke: We are an elite fighting unit.
Deadpool: Okay what's with that Gung-Ho, Shipwreck, Wild Bill, Spirit......
Filnt: (Interupting Deadpools listing of Joes.) We don't ask don't tell in this army.
Deadpool: Yeah from the guy with the beret. Okay frenchie.
Hawk: (Sighs shaking his head) Please leave.
Deadpool: I heard you guys are down a ninja. Can I join your team?
Flint: But we're not down a ninja.
Deadpool: Funny story about that actually...
Deadpool: wait...this isn't SHIELD
