ToyFarce News: Collection of Globes Feeling A Bit Uneasy Since Arrival of the Haslab Galactus!

“There goes the neighborhood...” said the National Geographic 12" raised relief desk globe, a resident from the collection.

The Haslab Galactus figures (Galacti?) are starting to pop up in our collections, and there has been some unrest among the globes and ceiling decoration planets communities. ToyFarce interviewed a few representatives about the situation.

“We had a great thing going on here”, said Saturn, a long time resident decoration hanging from the ceiling. “People had solar systems everywhere, shelves full of globes, and we could really shine... We knew that things might change when they first announced the Haslab Galactus, but we didn’t know how much it would change... We do not feel safe anymore.”



We've also heard from a collector that one of the planets from the solar system mobile hanging on top of their baby's bed has disappeared since the Galactus' arrival. While there are no evidence that Galactus did it, since he got rid of every last bit(e)s and pieces, the timing seems indeed suspicious.



More news at 11:00… “I HUNGER...”
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!