ToyFarce News: Amid Scorching Heatwaves, Hasbro Announces G.I.Joe HasLab Snow Vehicle to Remind Collectors What Cold Feels Like!

by ToyFarce
June 30, 2025
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In a move that can only be described as 'cool' in the most ironic way possible (Arnold Schwarzenegger Mr Freeze would be so proud!), Hasbro has officially unveiled their next G.I. Joe Classified Series HasLab project: the G.I.Joe Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain), a winter-themed armored vehicle for your action figures, just as the entire planet is collectively sticking to every surface due to extreme heat. ToyFarce investigated...

That's right, while temperatures soar, fans sweat, and action figures risk warping on our shelves, Hasbro thought "You know what collectors need right now? A SNOW VEHICLE."

"We thought it would be a great way to mentally cool everyone down" said a Hasbro spokesperson, possibly from inside a walk-in freezer. "Why announce a tank or a aircraft carrier when we can drop something frosty and pretend it's not 100°F (38°C) outside?"

The Snow C.A.T., originally released in the mid-1980s, is a fan-favorite Arctic vehicle, piloted by Frostbite and designed to dominate frigid tundras, unlike your living room, which currently feels like the surface of the sun. This updated HasLab version features modern details, working treads, "snopedoes", a kitchenette (!), and of course, that nostalgic warm-and-fuzzy (well, cold-and-snowy) feeling!

Collectors have responded to the announcement with a mix of excitement and sweat-soaked confusion: "I love the Snow C.A.T.! But I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating it due to heatstroke" said one fan while fanning himself with a G.I. Joe file card. One collector reportedly immediately placed a few Snow Serpent figures in the freezer to prepare.

Hasbro insists the timing is totally coincidental and has nothing to do with their office thermostat being broken and permanently stuck to 65°F (18°C). In the meantime, ToyFarce recommends staying hydrated, keeping your figures out of the sun, and possibly using the Snow C.A.T. box as a makeshift fan.

More news at 11:00... Because nothing beats the heat like an armored snowmobile full of missiles!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!



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ucsf - 2025-07-10 @ 11:23 am
On 7/8/2025 at 4:53 PM, ToyFarce said:

Will post it today during the weekly #ToyMemesTuesday on IG and Facebook. Do you have an account there so that I can credit you? ??

That's awesome! I just sent you a PM.

ToyFarce - 2025-07-08 @ 2:53 pm
On 7/4/2025 at 5:04 PM, ucsf said:

That would be awesome!

Will post it today during the weekly #ToyMemesTuesday on IG and Facebook. Do you have an account there so that I can credit you? ??

ucsf - 2025-07-04 @ 2:04 pm
On 7/3/2025 at 9:45 AM, ToyFarce said:

Hahaha! With your permission, I'll turn that into a meme ^^

That would be awesome!

ToyFarce - 2025-07-03 @ 7:45 am
11 hours ago, ucsf said:

Well, again, a great news article, which reminded me of a silly old joke (nah.. I just came up with this 5 seconds ago ha!): Why are Joe vehicles aerodinamically efficient? Because they're fan's favourite - badumm tss!

Hahaha! With your permission, I'll turn that into a meme ^^

ucsf - 2025-07-02 @ 8:35 pm

Well, again, a great news article, which reminded me of a silly old joke (nah.. I just came up with this 5 seconds ago ha!): Why are Joe vehicles aerodinamically efficient? Because they're fan's favourite - badumm tss!

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