ToyFarce News: G.I.Joe - "Declassified Series" ?

by ToyFarce
December 05, 2022

Ever since the first wave of G.I.Joe Classified Series was released, G.I.Joe fans from the 90's have been anticipating the return of their favorite colorful figures. An insider source (wink wink) told us that we might not have to wait for too long anymore... Neon-color fans, it's about to get weird: Introducing G.I.Joe: Declassified Series!

The 90's for G.I.Joe are usually synonymous with very bright colors, that would be absolutely counter-productive in a battle situation (neon yellow is not a great military camouflage color), along with other figures that looked like they came straight out of a fever dream, like the Mega Monsters, big creatures with questionable features (one, Monstro Viper, would have a mold in his stomach in which you could use play doh to make "gut bombs", which he could then throw with his spring-loaded arm, and the other, Bio-Viper, had a mantis head, and 4 tentacles la Doctor Octopus. I kid you not!).


Fast forward to 2022, and we're right in the middle of a great revival of G.I.Joe, with the very successful Classified Series line. Of course, we first had to wait that all the main characters were released, but now that we've been through most of the big names, it might be the perfect time to revisit that weird era, with the Mega Marines faction and their neon-color uniforms, along with the Mega Monsters they fight with!

Here is a mock-up of what the Mega Marine Gung-Ho would look like. Bask in his neon-yellow glory!

More news at 11:00... Yo neon-color Joe!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!


Last 10 comments - ( Read All Posts )
Roadpigmaster - 2022-12-08 @ 1:41 pm

Ice cream soldier and Eco warriors comes to mind.??

ransomz - 2022-12-06 @ 12:33 am

As long as they come with "real monster smell" I am totally in

Lord_Scareglow - 2022-12-05 @ 10:10 pm

I'm not going to lie, a Dream of mine is for them to give us the Mega Monsters.

Fozzi - 2022-12-05 @ 9:56 pm

If the classified figures go this direction I am done. This type of lazy repaints is what killed the line in the 90s because hasbro went cheap with designs and did repaints. The classified line should be new characters from the TV show or comics. Not repaints.

My 2 cents

Cookie23 - 2022-12-05 @ 7:11 pm

This definitely would be some crazy figures. I didn't have any of these as a kid so I could possibly add some to my collection.

PlasticMemories - 2022-12-05 @ 4:58 pm

In all seriousness, I would totally be into these.

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