ToyFarce News: Marvel Legends HasLab Giant Man Giving Collectors a Huge Side Eye?

by ToyFarce
October 25, 2024
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HasLab’s highly anticipated Giant-Man figure has started arriving on our doorsteps, and he came with a stare that no one was expecting: Multiple collectors are reporting that their super-sized Giant-Man figures arrived with duplicate side-glancing eyes, giving the entire figure a slightly judgmental expression no matter where you’re standing. And Marvel Legends fans? Well, they’re giving Hasbro a bit of side-eye themselves... ToyFarce investigated.

The epic Haslab Giant Man figure, towering at a scale-appropriate 24 inches, and funded by fans to celebrate Marvel Comics' 60th anniversary of the Avengers, is a stunning figure that was expected to come with several set of eyes, including front-facing eyes. However, when collectors started unboxing their eagerly awaited figures, a few of them were greeted with a sideways stare that says, "Are you really spending this much on action figures?"

"It’s like he’s looking at my entire collection and judging me!" lamented Adam, a longtime Marvel Legends collector. "Or worse, like he’s eyeing the other Giant Man figure from 2006 I have on the shelf and feeling superior to it!"

Rumors are swirling that there may be a secret conspiracy behind this strange stare: Toy experts across the board have noted that that particular feature used to be a signature from Todd McFarlane, notorious for his long history of figures with dramatic side eyes. Fans have now begun to wonder if Todd secretly infiltrated the HasLab team to add a little “McFarlane flair” to their otherwise straightforward Giant Man. "Look, if there’s one thing Todd taught us, it’s that side-eyes give action figures attitude. Why settle for just ‘big’? Giant Man can be judgmental too!"

In all seriousness, it is simply a QC issue, and Hasbro has already replied to several collectors that replacement eyes will be on their way mid-november. Good thing the toy community never overreacts, especially when it comes to Hasbro products, right?

More news at 11:00... For all the collectors who find themselves suddenly feeling judged by their new acquisition: Just remember, it’s not you... it’s Giant Man
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!



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Emnems80 - 2024-10-25 @ 4:59 pm

ucsf - 2024-10-25 @ 4:41 pm

We are announcing the replacement initiative. So after they replace the defected ones, it can be called "private eye"?

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