Doom: laugh all you want but this is still a step up from them movies we did!
Doom: Here's a present for Reed Richards. But when he opens it... you might want to stand back a little >D
After Latveria folded in the midst of revolution, Doom was forced to consider other fiscal options........"man this kid smells like pee, is that a diaper?"
Hurry up kid, it's momma's turn to sit on my lap and tell me what she wants.
Franklin to Santa Doom: And I want a nebulizer, and a truck, and a dog, and a skateboard and a.....
Doom thinking to himself: Doesn't this kid ever shut the f*** up?
Reed to Sue: No ones looking. You sure you can handle all those ornaments in there?
Sue to Reed: After having that kid...? Trust me, there's plenty of room.
Franklin: "Santa Doom, for Christmas I want peace on earth, at least from Galactus, some Transformers, GI Joe, a few decent Marvel movies, and ..
Doom: "Enough talk child. You need a time-out. Doom has spoken."
Franklin : can I have some marvel legends ?
Doom : marvel legends sucks this days kid ( hasbro legends )
Doom: Looks here that you've been a baad boy, little Richard.
Franklin: But mommy says I've been a good boy!
Doom: Well I've got news for you. I've been a baad boy.
Franklin: Mom!
Doom: Shh, shh. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you. Mmmm.
Franklin: I want a Red Rider 200 shot carbine action range model air rifle.
Doom: I'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Doom: say kid, what would you say to a slightly used and slightly damaged super weapon?
