ToyFarce News: Failure to Read Instructions Causes Collector to Break Down His Mezco Batman 89 Entirely

by ToyFarce
April 03, 2023

It finally happened! The long awaited Mezco One:12 Collective Batman - 1989 edition figure is out! Collectors have been starting to receive it and post pictures all over the internet (ToyFarce will have a review ready as soon as it arrives). The figure, 3 years in the making, didn't arrive without its share of issues, as some collectors reported problems with the articulation, or a powder coating on the figure. Thankfully, Mezco quickly released some instructions online... but sadly, it was a little too late for one collector...

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"At first, there was a significant amount of dissolving..." explained Kevin, a long time Mezco fan. "When I got the figure, it had some suspicious powder on it, so I tried to wipe it off with a paper towel. The paper towel started to break down on the rubber of the figure and leave pieces of it everywhere, so then I decided to use window cleaning product to clean the figure. If it can clean windows, it can clean my figure, right? Well, no. After I sprayed a copious amount of it on the figure, i noticed the rubber started to melt a little, and it would rub off if i wiped it more, leaving black goo on my paper towel, so I sprayed some Easy-Off, the oven cleaner, because if it can clean an oven, it can clean my figure, right? Well...no. The rubber started bubbling and dissolving in front of my eyes. Now I have a metal skeleton with Batman's head, gloves and boots. I would not advise to use Easy-Off on your figure."

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More news at 11:00... "What are you? - I'm the articulated metal armature that used to be Batman."
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

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amusedjester - 2023-04-05 @ 10:50 pm

Hahaha, so funny.

Mezco 1989 Batman says, "Wait, 'til they get a hold of me."

We'll see who's left laughing. Oh yeah, mezco.

ucsf - 2023-04-03 @ 7:11 pm

Well at least the cleaner brands came out unharmed. That is somehow feels like victory.

ChrisMOTUFAN - 2023-04-03 @ 2:57 pm

Lmao...one of the funniest toy farce news reports! What a MESSco!

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