Happy New Year, everyone! It's a wrap on
2023, and we can have a fresh start on
2024! People usually make
new year resolutions around this time, in order to be sure to fail at keeping them the rest of the year.
Toy collectors are no different! Here are some classic resolutions that we never intend to keep!
- I WILL BUY LESS TOYS THIS YEAR.
Let's be honest, you already have a few dozens
pre-orders from last year for this year, so that one was already
pre-failed! Double pre-failed if you already have pre-orders for figures coming out in
2025 too!
- I WILL STICK TO ONLY THE LINES I AM COLLECTING.
"
Ok, maybe, I'll grab just one from this other line... Well, maybe another so the first one doesn't feel alone, but then that's it. Ok, maybe one from that newer wave as well because it's cool..." We all had that conversation with ourselves at one point or another...
Guardrails, people!
- I WILL BE PATIENT.
"
Why is everyone getting their figures before me? WHERE IS MY TOY?! ANGRY EMOJI" No, the toy companies aren't keeping your toys on purpose from you, nor do they have a
secret vendetta against you. It's just logistics. Sometimes, it do be slow.
- I WILL COMPLAIN LESS ONLINE.
Yeah...
not gonna happen.
- I WILL BE SATISFIED WITH WHAT I HAVE.
LOL
What other
resolutions from toy collectors are always
doomed to fail? Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00...
May 2024 bring us more amazing toys!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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