With only a few days left before December 25th, reports from the
North Pole reveal a shocking turn of events this Christmas season:
Santa has announced that production is
at a standstill because the elves have become obsessed with collecting
action figures instead of crafting toys!
ToyFarce investigated...
"
It started innocently enough..." explained
Santa. "
One elf brought in a Funko Pop of Rudolph to put on his work space, and the next thing I know, they’re scalping each other for exclusive Marvel Legends, G.I.Joe Classified Series and NECA figures during lunch breaks!"
The workshop has been converted into a fully functional diorama, with elves staging epic battles between
DC Multiverse and
Star Wars figures.
Mrs. Claus is furious, claiming: "
I found an elf using my cookie sheets to unbox their action figures!"
To address the crisis,
Santa plans to recruit collectors worldwide to help deliver toys. "
Collectors are the experts in logistics, they already juggle pre-orders, shipping delays, and convention exclusives. I've seen how they handle and react to things. They’ll know how to take care of this."
More news at 11:00... Will
Santa save
Christmas, or will the elves' figure frenzy leave Christmas stockings empty this year? Stay tuned!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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