Holiday chaos is upon us, and this time, it’s not the
Elf on the Shelf that is causing trouble,
it’s the collectors! Fans of the infamous holiday spy have taken to social media to demand a fully articulated, collector-friendly version of the
Elf on the Shelf.
ToyFarce investigated...
"
Look, I’ve got 1/12-scale Santas, reindeers, and even a few Krampus, but my Elf on the Shelf just sits there awkwardly" said one frustrated collector. "
It's been stuck in a sitting pose for years! We need double-jointed knees and elbows, butterfly joints, ab crunch, thigh swivels, alternate hands and expressions, and maybe even a candy cane staff or gingerbread throwing stars. Is that too much to ask?"
Actual picture of the collectors
The community is also calling for premium materials, like
soft goods clothing, and even a
deluxe version with a customizable
naughty/nice list. One fan went so far as to say: "
I’d pay for a diorama set of a chimney and a shelf just to make it more display-worthy."
Manufacturers have yet to respond, but rumors suggest
Kaiyodo (
Revoltech, Amazing Yamaguchi),
McFarlane Toys, and even
Mezco might be interested. Meanwhile, collectors are threatening to kitbash their own articulated Elves using body parts from various
Marvel Legends figures if their demands aren’t met.
More news at 11:00...
Will collectors get their ultimate Elf on the Shelf, or will Christmas remain shelf-stagnant?
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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