ToyFarce News: Things To Do In Mattel - A Travel Guide To The Hottest New Toy Destination!

This week, let ToyFarce be your travel guide to the hottest new place for toy collectors, the country of Mattel! With multiple exciting regions, such as Masters of the Universe region, the Barbie land, the WWE, Hot Wheels, Jurassic Park or Monster High ones or the upcoming DC Comics area, there are a ton of things to do when visiting Mattel! Here’s your official ToyFarce Travel Guide to the must-see destinations in this plastic paradise:


Castle Grayskull – History, Magic & Muscles!



Located in the Eternian Highlands, Castle Grayskull is a must-see fortress powered by mysterious forces and muscly nostalgia. Guided tours run every hour, hosted by a shirtless man in furry underwear shouting "I have the power!". Optional photo op on Battle Cat available for $29.99. Don't forget to try the power sword-shaped popsicles, a fantastic local delicacy!


WWE Arena – Near the Smackdown hotel in Suplex City!



Get ready for nonstop, high-octane action in the heart of Mattel’s Wrestling District. Attend live matches, reenact your favorite bouts with poseable figures, or take the "Table Smash Experience" where you get to elbow drop your loved ones through a breakaway plastic table (waiver required).


Jurassic Park Discovery Center – Guaranteed Dino-Sightings!



Enter at your own risk! The Mattel version of Jurassic Park offers daily dinosaur stampede tours, prehistoric petting zoos, and an animatronic Jeff Goldblum posing shirtlessly near the gift shop. All dinos are scientifically accurate... to how they looked in the movie, not real life.
*Unfortunately, no Jurassic Park Gates since they did not meet the crowdfunding goal.


Monster High University – Where Freaky is Fabulous!



Enroll in a semester of ghoul studies, scream choir, or dissection of glow-in-the-dark frogs. This spooky campus is open for tours, fashion shows, and impromptu dance battles. Bonus: Cafeteria has gluten-free options, and is full moon-friendly.


Hot Wheels Race World – Speed, Loops & Impossibly Defying Gravity!



Test drive the latest tiny cars on a mile-long loop-de-loop track! If your car doesn't fly off the track, you're doing it wrong! Visit the Die-Cast Factory, experience the Wall of Flames, and scream your heart out on the Hot Wheels Bone Shaker rollercoaster. (Helmets optional, tiny wrenches included.)


BarbieLand – Life in plastic, still fantastic!



Finally, no visit to Mattel is complete without a glamorous detour through BarbieLand. Ride the Dreamhouse Elevator, tan at Malibu Beach (LED sun included), and get lost in the endless wardrobe hall. Pro tip: Check out the Barbie Career Center, where you can become everything from an astronaut to a beekeeper in under 3 minutes.


There are plans for more amazing landmarks to visit, such as the Hall of Justice in the upcoming DC Comics region, construction is already underway, with a grand opening planned for mid-2026. The world is finally recognizing what action figure collectors have known for decades: Mattel isn’t just a toy company... it's a way of life!

More news at 11:00... Come visit Mattel, it's Swell!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!