Hong Kong – In an unexpected yet entirely logical move,
Hot Toys has officially unveiled their
Pedro Pascal Collection, a premium lineup dedicated to the internet's favorite father figure and multiverse man-of-the-moment. After releasing approximately 84 versions of
The Mandalorian over the last few years (
some with slight variations like "dust on left boot" and "helmet slightly tilted"),
Hot Toys has now added
Joel from
The Last of Us series and, as of today, 2 editions of
Mister Fantastic from
Marvel's upcoming
Fantastic Four: First Steps movie, to their growing
Pedroverse.
ToyFarce investigated...
"
The people want Pedro, and we're simply giving the people what they want... in 1/6 scale" said a
Hot Toys spokesperson while gently posing a
Mandalorian with Grogu. "
Why stop at just one version of Pedro per franchise when we can release multiple? It's a win-win... for us, mostly."
The
Pedro Pascal Collection already features:
The Mandalorian/
Din Djarin from
The Mandalorian (
Helmet On, Helmet Off, Sitting in N-1 Starfighter, Drinking Soup, and Slightly Sad versions)
Joel Miller from
The Last of Us (
Standard, Bloodied, Flashback, Flash-Forward, and Naughty Dog Exclusive Brooding Edition)
Mister Fantastic from
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (
Classic Suit, with and without H.E.R.B.I.E. Stretched Arm, Stretched Neck, Stretched Budget...)
Rumors are already swirling about future additions, including:
Maxwell Lord from
Wonder Woman 1984 ("
Life is good... but it could be better, with more Pedro Pascal figures!")
Oberyn Martell from
Game of Thrones (
With fully crushable head!)
Fink the Fox from
The Wild Robot (
Pedro Pascal, now available with a fluffy tail!)
General Acacius from
Gladiator II (
We... we haven't seen that one...)
Pedro Pascal just being
Pedro Pascal (
Includes coffee cup, sunglasses, and the burden of carrying every franchises on his back)
(Crossing fingers for figures from the movie The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent!)
Collectors have expressed mixed feelings. "
I just bought another Mandalorian last month, and now I have to buy Joel and Mister Fantastic too?" said one Hot Toys fan. "
At this rate, I'll have a shelf dedicated entirely to Pedro. Actually... that sounds amazing. Never mind. Take my money."
The
Pedro Pascal Collection is expected to grow exponentially over the next few years, depending on how many more iconic, tragic, yet lovable characters
Pedro can portray. So basically:
A LOT.
More news at 11:00... "
The name is Hot Toys. Of course we're gonna make figures of the 4th Hottest man alive!"
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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