ToyFarce News: "Finally, Some Representation!" Says Bigfoot, as Multiple Toy Companies Announce Figures of Him!

In what can only be described as a hairy situation, Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, Yeti, or "that blurry figure in the woods", is finally getting the action figure recognition he feels he deserves. Following recent announcements from BigBadWorkshop and Fresh Monkey Fiction, who revealed their Operation: Monster Force Chatsworth figure, LooseCollector, who is releasing not one, not two but THREE figures (a Bigfoot, a Yeti version and a yet-to-be-revealed black version), along with the Odious the Living Curse figure getting 73 variants and a new Cryptoids toy line coming soon, the elusive forest dweller is... thrilled! An exclusive ToyFarce interview...

We managed to get an exclusive interview with the legendary cryptid himself. Well, kind of. It was mostly grunts, growls and some light tree knocking, but with the help of a specialized cryptolinguist (and Google Translate), we managed to transcribe the conversation:

ToyFarce: Bigfoot! Thanks for meeting with us in this undiscosed area! How do you feel about all these new figures of you coming out?

Bigfoot: "GRAAAAHHHHHHHHHH."
(Translation: It's about time! I've been around longer than Batman and still had fewer figures than him!)

ToyFarce: Have you seen the promo pictures of the BigBadWorkShop and Fresh Monkey Fiction Chatsworth figure?

Bigfoot: "UNGH. HNGGGGGHHHHH. RAAAARG."
(Translation: I love the detailing! The fur sculpt is accurate. There's one that even captured my 'I just heard a twig snap behind me' expression perfectly!)



ToyFarce: Are you worried that now more people will be looking for you in the woods, hoping to take a picture of you with the figures?

Bigfoot: "HMMM. RUMMMMM. BRAAAARGH!"
(Translation: Let them come. I've already prepared autograph stations near most national park campsites. Bring snacks!)

ToyFarce: What do you think of the Yeti variant from LooseCollector?

Bigfoot: "HRRRAAAAAAAGHHHH!!"
(Translation: That's my cousin. He's lost some weight! We haven't really talked since the family reunion of '03, but I’m glad he’s getting work.)



Sources tell us Bigfoot has already pre-ordered a dozen of each figure (he pays with moss and ethically-sourced forest truffles), and plans to display them in a diorama of his natural habitat, next to his shelf of conspiracy DVDs and vintage camcorders.

Stay tuned as we follow this story and possibly get blurrier photos of Bigfoot posing with his plastic counterparts. He also hinted at a possible weekly Youtube livestream: "Grunt Talk with Sasquatch", coming this fall.

More news at 11:00... Making the Cryptids Feel Seen – Even When They're Still Hiding.
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!