ToyFarce News: Self-Proclaimed "Articulation Junkie" To Undergo Surgery To Get Double Jointed Elbows!

by ToyFarce
June 03, 2022
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"No more single joints!" Those are the words of Adam V., a self-proclaimed "Articulation junkie", who has decided to go the extra mile and get surgery done in order to have the same articulations as his favorite action figures. ToyFarce examined the situation.

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"My favorite figures always have a ton of articulations, especially import figures (Mafex, SH Figuarts,...)." said Adam. "Bicep swivel, double jointed elbows and knees, thigh swivels, ab crunch, the more articulations, the better. I read somewhere that the human body has about 360 joints. I think I can do better than that. We don't even have a full bicep swivel, for example. So I made an appointment with a surgeon, and asked if it was possible. First I had to do a psychological evaluation, for some reason, but now that it's sorted out, I'm gonna do it!"

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After that, Adam is already planning his next operation: bicep swivels.

More news at 11:00... When in doubt, double jointed elbows!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously! (Please do not ask your surgeon about double jointed elbows.)



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