"
No more single joints!" Those are the words of Adam V., a self-proclaimed "
Articulation junkie", who has decided to go the extra mile and get
surgery done in order to have the same articulations as his favorite action figures.
ToyFarce examined the situation.
"
My favorite figures always have a ton of articulations, especially import figures (Mafex, SH Figuarts,...)." said Adam. "
Bicep swivel, double jointed elbows and knees, thigh swivels, ab crunch, the more articulations, the better. I read somewhere that the human body has about 360 joints. I think I can do better than that. We don't even have a full bicep swivel, for example. So I made an appointment with a surgeon, and asked if it was possible. First I had to do a psychological evaluation, for some reason, but now that it's sorted out, I'm gonna do it!"
After that, Adam is already planning his next operation:
bicep swivels.
More news at 11:00...
When in doubt, double jointed elbows!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously! (Please do not ask your surgeon about double jointed elbows.)
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