ToyFarce News: "The Summer Heat Is Actually Really Good for Joints and Articulations" Claims Orthopedist Who Also Collects Action Figures?!

Finally, some positive news from this heatwave! As temperatures soar this summer, people everywhere are looking for ways to beat the heat... except for one person who's absolutely thrilled about it: meet Dr. J. Hingeswivel, a licensed orthopedist and lifelong action figure collector, who says the summer heat is actually beneficial for all joints, both human and plastic! ToyFarce investigated...

"Yes, the heat can be unbearable..." said Dr. Hingeswivel, wiping sweat from his brow while posing a NECA TMNT figure. "... but it's also the perfect time for optimal articulation! Your elbows and knees might be sweaty, but they've never moved this smoothly!"

Dr. Hingeswivel explains that warmer temperatures reduce stiffness, increase flexibility, and make it easier for joints to move without resistance: "Just like my Marvel Legends figures! They've never had such fluid butterfly joints!" he added, as he gently rotated a Wolverine figure's arm like a physical therapist performing a shoulder stretch.

Collectors have started to take his advice seriously, with some even placing their entire display shelves near sunlit windows for "natural loosening". (ToyFarce's note: Don't do this. Your figures will yellow faster than your will to live in this weather!)

Dr. Hingeswivel also warns against overexcitement: "Yes, articulation improves in the heat, but be gentle. Just because your Mythic Legions figures can now do the splits doesn't mean they should!"

As for his patients? "They're moving better too" he said with a smile. "I even had a guy do a deep crouch yesterday. It was almost as good as a Maximum Series Spider-Man pose. Beautiful!"

Stay safe, stay hydrated, and remember: if your action figures are getting too loose, it's not QC, it's just summer doing its thing!

More news at 11:00... Finally, a heatwave that helps you strike the perfect pose!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!