Last year, when a certain previous Haslab
project was announced, numerous collectors became toy car experts
overnight, and the sales of the Bratz Rock Angelz Cruiser car
suddenly went through the roof. This year, after the announcement of the Hasbro Haslab G.I. Joe Classified Series G.I. Joe Assault Copter Dragonfly (XH-1)
, there was not really any impact on the sales of the Barbie Helicopter with Spinning Rotors, Pink and Blue 2-Seater Design with Seatbelts and Pilot "Controls"
(that is the actual name, with the quotation marks around "controls", I kid you not!). What happened? ToyFarce
sat down with a collector that was preparing his next Youtube
video: "The Barbie Helicopter is going to be the next big thing, you can mark my words! Grab them before they're gone! Remember how the Bratz car DESTROYED the sales of the Haslab car last year? The Barbie Helicopter is going to do just that! If you just paint it green, it looks exactly the same, and the Barbie team was able to do that for $22.99!! Ha! Take that, HaSbLoW!
"The propellers SPIN! Insane!"
"Side view of those 2 identical helicopters."
"The same amount of details in the cockpit, for a fraction of the price!"
"One clearly looks better than the others, or is it just me? LOL!"
"Since I build my entire fanbase talking trash about the previous Haslab, I still need to mention it in every of my videos. Sometimes, I have to shoe-horn it a little, like "Hey, here is a new Masters of the Universe figure, which costs $25... *NOT LIKE THE ENGINE OF VENGEANCE, AMIRITE GUYS?*". It's great that there is a new Haslab now, because I can make comparisons: You see, one was a vehicle that came with 4 figures, and it was *bad*. This new one is a vehicle that comes with 4 figures, but it's *good*! HA!
"See? If you paint it green, it looks exactly the same!"
Check out the Hasbro Haslab G.I. Joe Classified Series G.I. Joe Assault Copter Dragonfly (XH-1) here
More news at 11:00... And making stuff up is the other half of the battle!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!