Grab yourself a nice ice cold pint of blue milk: It's finally here! Collectors who have started receiving their
Star Wars: The Vintage Collection HasLab Mos Eisley Cantina are discovering something a bit more troubling:
They have nowhere to put it! ToyFarce investigated...
"
I thought it would fit on top of my Detolfs (Detolves?), or maybe across the top of an IKEA Kallax" said one collector. "
It turns out it's the size of a small apartment. I'm now shopping for a shelf the size of a garage door...".
Indeed, furniture stores across the country have reported strange requests from toy collectors. One
IKEA employee said: "
We had a guy ask if we sold shelving units measured in square meters instead of inches. Another asked if he could buy the entire wall that is holding our display shelves. Not the shelves, the entire wall behind them! He even brought parts of the playset in with him, to see if it would fit...".
Some collectors have even considered mounting their
Mos Eisley Cantina directly onto their garage door, so that every time they leave for work, the whole
Mos Eisley scene dramatically rises into the air.
Let's just hope the 790 glasses are also mounted... Others are reportedly clearing out
spare bedrooms, while one unlucky collector admitted that his
Haslab Cantina is now
his dining table...
Hasbro has yet to confirm if they will offer "
support furniture" in the future, such as the rumored
HasLab Star Wars: The Vintage Collection Mos Eisley Cantina Shelf (ships in 2027), complete with cupholders and reinforcement beams.
More news at 11:00... In the meantime, collectors are left with one question: "
Where am I supposed to put this thing?"
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
2 minutes ago, BigGMonsterMan said:I mean, does anyone really use a dining room table?
How many king-sized or queen-sized beds does a family need??The kids can sleep in the garage, y'know....
I mean, does anyone really use a dining room table?
Space.The final frontier.These are the travails of the average collector, their on-going mission: to explore strange new housing options.To seek out 2nd mortgages, or new renovations.To boldly upsize where they have never upsized before!
I'm literally trying to figure out where I'm putting mine.
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