Yesterday (Feb 1st, 2024) marked the
60th anniversary of G.I.Joe, and
Hasbro celebrated by revealing new figures throughout the day, which caused a lot of commotion all over the globe.
Chaos and mayhem ensued. Could
Cobra have been involved in this?
ToyFarce investigated.
Reveals of upcoming, long awaited
G.I.Joe Classified Series figures, such as
Doc,
Torch,
Tiger Force versions of
Roadblock and
Tripwire,
Nightcreeper,
Jinx, and
Dreadnok Gnawgahyde (
complete with a warthog and a macaque!), happened throughout the day as the
G.I.Joe license turned 60 (
Only a few more years before retirement!) and brightened the day of countless toy collectors.
A source reported to
ToyFarce that those reveals ended up having
terrible consequences, as
productivity was ruined in several workplaces, multiple
car accidents were reported all over the globe (
do not "toy reveals and drive", please), and
relationships became tense as significant others got jealous over their partner's excitement throughout the day.
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Cobra, who are known for their nefarious plans involving anything G.I.Joe, have denied replying to our requests, but is most certainly rejoicing over the chaos and mayhem inadvertently caused by
G.I.Joes yesterday.
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Special thanks to our source,
Wreckship_85, for the tip/suggestion!
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More news at 11:00...
Yo, 60 years old Joe!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
ucsf -
2024-02-03 @ 2:04 pm
This one really turns the tide as most of the characters are taking their shares in the late Sunbow and DiC era. Should Super7 fans worry? There could be more than meets the eye, because even O-ring newcomers do not have pictures as of yet.Wreckship_85 was among the first who reported about the huge average weight loss of targeted people in different countries where Hasbro Pulse extended it's presence in the last two years. Is it coincidence?
With all those reveals, I'm glad NY is going to be reducing bank overdraft fees.
Waiting to hear about how some driver's response on why he crashed his car to the police:
"Yeah, I was driving, and all of a sudden, a feed came in that Classified was going to release Doc and Jinx, which excited me, and well... You know how it is, right man? You can just let it slide just this once right?"
Sad reality, I can see maybe low production of work happening in real life. Especially at some of Hasbro's competitors, when they are seeing what Hasbro is doing with Classified. Especially at Mattel, Jada Toys, and maybe Playmates to some degree. Valerverse and McFarlane Toys I would guess would not be concern at all.
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