"
My parents will be so proud!" said Mark, a
Star Wars collector who's also a
beer and cocktail connoisseur.
Hasbro has finally unveiled their latest
Star Wars Haslab offering, and it is none other than the
Mos Eisley Cantina, also known as a
wretched hive of scum and villainy!
Star Wars fans are very excited about the
colossal playset, while others, who love their beverages, are also excited about the possibility of
owning a bar!
ToyFarce investigated...
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Finally, I will have my own bar!" said Mark. "
After years of spending most of my evenings at bars, I will finally own one! All those years were not for nothing! *sips Gin & Tonic* I'll make a great bar owner! All the characters will have multiple glasses in front of them, to show that they're taken care of really well with me!"
"
I'll put the Mos Eisley Cantina on a BAR! How about that? Mind blown right? A bar on a bar! *sips beer* I have great ideas sometimes... I really think they should hire me! *burp*"
The
Star Wars The Vintage Collection Mos Eisley Cantina comes in
2 different options, will end in 28 days (
July 8th) and is sitting at nearly
50% funded at time of writing.
More news at 11:00... "
Sorry about the mess..."
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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