ToyFarce News: Permanently Blue? G.I.Joe Classified Series Master of Disguise Zartan Found After Being Forgotten In A Freezer For Months!

In the midst of the heat of the summer, a G.I.Joe Collector made a chilling discovery as he was reaching for an ice cream this past weekend: The notorious Master of Disguise Zartan was found hiding out in a place no one expected... the household freezer. ToyFarce investigated...

Brad, 34, was rummaging through his freezer looking for a refreshing popsicle when he stumbled upon the missing figure. "I couldn't believe it! There he was, right next to the frozen peas and leftover pizza!" recounts Brad. "I remember putting him there months ago, to see his skin change color again. Then, I moved on to something else and completely forgot about him... I even bought another one later, since I couldn't find it!"

For those unfamiliar with the Master of Disguise Zartan, he is known for his ability to change his skin color to blend in with his surroundings (well, as long as they are blue...). However, it appears that after several months at sub-zero temperatures, Zartan's skin has undergone a transformation even Cobra Commander would find astonishing...



"This is unprecedented." said an action figure preservation expert. "While Zartan figures are designed to change color temporarily, extended exposure to extreme temperatures seems to have permanently altered the pigments in the plastic." The now permanently blue Zartan has sparked interest in the collector community, as several collectors offered up big amounts of money for this unique figure, while others are trying to replicate the experiment.

More news at 11:00... Remember: Always check your freezer before declaring something lost.
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