ToyFarce News: Toy Eye Doctor Called in for Giant Man's Persistent Eye Issue?!

It is no secret that a QC issue regarding the eyes seems to be plaguing Hasbro's Marvel Legends Haslab Giant-Man figure. Hundreds of collector have been reporting that their Haslab Giant-Man "just doesn't look right". To solve the issue, a leading toy eye specialist has been called in to give us some answers, and it is not Giant-Man's eyes that worries her the most, it's the collectors'... ToyFarce investigated.

Dr Orb (no relation), one of the world's most renowned toy eye specialist, shed some light on the issue with the Haslab Giant-Man: "This is not the first time I have seen an action figure suffering from ocular misalignment syndrome" she said, while carefully examining a Giant-Man patient on her workbench. "I used to have tons of McFarlane Toys and DC Multiverse patients. It's the same condition."

Dr Orb confirmed that the Haslab Giant Man's condition is not life-threatening but might be inconvenient for those trying to photograph him staring heroically into the distance. He recommends a very precise procedure involving contacting the customer service, giving the info needed and lots of patience, while the new sets of eyes are getting prepared to ship.

However, after browsing several Marvel Legends collectors groups to search for more data about Giant-Man's eye, Dr Orb became worried about some other sets of eyes: the eyes of the collectors! "There are dozens upon dozens of posts showing pictures that clearly have 2 sets of eyes, both looking to the left, asking if they have the correct set of eyes." Dr Orb said, shaking her head. "If you do not see that the eyes are looking sideways, stop worrying about Giant-Man's eyes and go have yours checked, please! Also, after the 53rd post asking what to do if you have the wrong eyes, even though it has been answered already multiple times, and could have been found by searching or even just scrolling a little, it's more than the eyes that I'm worried about..."

More news at 11:00... "My Giant-Man doesn't look right... He only looks left!" **badum tss**
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