North Pole – A surprising collaboration that no one saw coming:
NECA has announced they will be providing
Santa Claus with a comprehensive list of collectors who returned their extra
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Donatello's Lab sets. The move is part of
Santa's final push to sort out his "
Naughty or Nice" list ahead of
Christmas 2024.
ToyFarce investigated...
"
We were approached by Santa's team a few weeks ago" said a
NECA spokesperson. "
They were in a bit of a pickle. It turns out, determining who’s been good or bad is a lot harder than it used to be, so Santa needed a little extra help. When we explained how many collectors had accidentally received an extra Donatello Lab set, were asked to return the extra ones and the reaction to that, Santa knew exactly what to do."
According to
NECA,
Santa's elves will now cross-check the names of those who bought, accidentally received an extra, and returned or kept/flipped their extra sets. The good-hearted collectors who kept their extra set and resisted the temptation to keep or resell them at exorbitant prices will be rewarded with more gifts under the tree this year, while others may find lumps of coal, and maybe a note from
NECA, on
Christmas morning.
"
We're just doing our part to keep the spirit of the holidays alive" added the
NECA spokesperson.
Santa himself has weighed in on the situation. "
I’ve been monitoring the toy collector community for centuries" he said in an official statement. "Never before have I seen such a cutthroat secondary market. This partnership with NECA is about restoring balance, and maybe ensuring I get my hands on a few TMNT exclusives while I’m at it! Ho Ho Ho!"
As
Christmas approaches, collectors are encouraged to check their emails, as NECA plans to send out more "friendly reminders" to anyone on the naughty list to change their ways before it’s too late. Will you end up on Santa's nice list?
More news at 11:00...
Happy holidays from ToyFarce! May your toy shelves be full and your returns policy remain untested!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
ucsf -
2024-12-11 @ 8:07 pm
On 12/10/2024 at 1:52 PM, ToyFarce said:Wow, you got me!?(although I'm curious how you got the Last Ronin from 'pickles'?).
Thanks for the continued support, sir. Wishing you a fantastic holiday season!
Well, pickles is a different flavour of the same green ingredient. that's how it rolls lol.Thank you for all the amazing articles and funny essays about our passion. I'm wishing a great great holiday season to you too!
15 hours ago, ucsf said:"Jeez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car"Also, I believe this statement is pure ads for previous releases of NECA. This isn't just some mumbo jumbo, it's hardcore advertisement.
If we read between lines, it's that simple:
Donatello's Lab = TMNTSanta's team = Universal Monstersspirit of the holidays = Beetlejuicepickle = Last Ronin2 = An American Werewolf in Londonlittle = Gremlinstemptation = SAW"friendly reminders" = Preybalance = Karate Kidspokesperson = A Nightmare on Elm Streetcross-check = RobocopChristmas morning = The Nightmare Before Christmasgifts = Chuckycutthroat = The Boys
Wow, you got me!?(although I'm curious how you got the Last Ronin from 'pickles'?).
Thanks for the continued support, sir. Wishing you a fantastic holiday season!
ucsf -
2024-12-09 @ 8:51 pm
"Jeez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car"Also, I believe this statement is pure ads for previous releases of NECA. This isn't just some mumbo jumbo, it's hardcore advertisement.
If we read between lines, it's that simple:
Donatello's Lab = TMNTSanta's team = Universal Monstersspirit of the holidays = Beetlejuicepickle = Last Ronin2 = An American Werewolf in Londonlittle = Gremlinstemptation = SAW"friendly reminders" = Preybalance = Karate Kidspokesperson = A Nightmare on Elm Streetcross-check = RobocopChristmas morning = The Nightmare Before Christmasgifts = Chuckycutthroat = The Boys
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