FANS REJOICE! A decade of waiting is over! As part of the 10th anniversary celebration of
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (
How is has it been already 10 years?!), the
Hasbro Star Wars team has pulled out all the stops by announcing the
triumphant return of one of the
most beloved characters of the galaxy far, far away:
Constable Zuvio! That’s right, the
Star Wars: the Black Series Archive Collection, known for reissuing
fan-favorite figures, will now immortalize our favorite
Constable once again!
ToyFarce investigated...
Fans of the obscure, criminally underrated background character have been clamoring for this moment for years: "
It’s been too long since we last saw this absolute icon warming pegs at every toy store" said no one ever... but the
Star Wars team heard the fans'
silent cries loud and clear!
Such a classic scene... Remember it?
This new
Archive Collection figure will re-capture all the nostalgia of the original release. With improved face-printing technology that still won’t matter because no one remembers what
Zuvio looked like, and updated packaging that screams "
No, really, buy me this time!", the figure is guaranteed to be a centerpiece in any collection (
or any toy aisle for at least a few months)!
At last! Zuvio! Zuvio!
Collectors will fondly recall seeing
dozens of them stacked next to each other in a sea of unwanted glory. Now, with this
reissue, fans can relive that
glorious era, only this time, they can also preorder it online to make sure they get one before it inevitably hits the discount section!
The response has already been overwhelming: "
Finally, Hasbro is listening to the fans!" said one collector. The figure is set to release later this year, just in time to remind everyone that
Constable Zuvio exists. Other fan-favorite figures have also been teased for the same wave, including
ROTJ General Lando Calrissian,
TLJ Rose Tico and
ROTJ Princess Leia (Ewok Village)!
Another A-lister for that wave!
What do you think? Did the
Zuvio hype train finally arrive?
Let us know in the comments! Or better yet, share your pics of the original
Constable Zuvio figures clogging your local shelves!
More news at 11:00... *
insert epic Constable Zuvio quote here*
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
Not going to lie, if they did re-release this Return Of The Jedi General Lando in the Archive or Vintage style packaging, I would strongly consider it for my 6" Black Series figures. Even more so when it eventually goes to Clearance.
Having said that, my whole "Wait until it gets to a much lower price or Clearance" plan could most likely crumble once Billy Dee Williams eventually dies, since who knows how his estate will handle his likeness. So...I guess I'm going to have to pray that he lives for another 10 years or so for my plan to work, huh?
Jokes aside, I do wish I was able to get regular 6" Black Series General Lando from a few years ago, however, I was kind of hoping that because it kept pegging the pegs and selves, that it would eventually get lower down a bit more(Most places in my area only went down about $5-$10 Off the approx $35-$40 Original Regular Canadian price). Maybe I'll get lucky and find out somewhere still having it in stock, and they decide to 1 day lower it down to like $10.
Personally I'm holding off until they announce a transparent figure so we can accurately recreate the scene from The Force Awakens where he's seen with a personal cloaking device...
ucsf -
2025-01-28 @ 9:01 pm
I'm glad that now we can finally send our piles to the final destination. These releases gonna guarantee forever shelf space for action figures. Trust me.
I have so much trust in the Black Series team that I'm half sure they'll do this eventually
I must have missed out on the Zuvio era, but the Lando really brought this one home for me.
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