ToyFarce News: Four Horsemen Studios' Massive Dragon Has Toy Collectors Wondering: "Can I Write This Off on My Taxes?"

by ToyFarce
March 17, 2025
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As collectors eagerly prepare to shell out at least $550 for the Four Horsemen Studios' massive, crowdfunded dragon figure Beyithirr, a new question has now emerged: Can this be considered a tax write-off? For many collectors, the logic is simple - if influencers can claim their toy hauls as a business expense, why not extend the same courtesy to a 27-inch-winged dragon? But instead of settling for the usual "content creation" excuse, some buyers might have to be more creative... ToyFarce investigated.

Defense Against Burglars: The "House Guard" Deduction

One collector, Art G., is arguing that the dragon should qualify as a home security system. "Look at the size of this thing!" he said while showing his powerpoint presentation. "If I position it near the front door, it’s basically a guard dog... but cooler. Plus, burglars will think twice before breaking in if they see a mythical beast staring them down." A quick check with tax professionals suggests this might not hold up, but as Art puts it: "Will the IRS really argue against the power of a dragon?"

Emotional Support Dragon: A Legitimate Loophole?

In an even more ambitious approach, some collectors are trying to register the dragon as an emotional support figure. "Life is stressful, and sometimes I just need to hold a massive, majestic plastic dragon to feel at peace" said Nick G., who is currently in the process of getting an official certification. "If a chihuahua can be an emotional support animal, why not a dragon?". Legal experts remain skeptical, but that won't stop collectors from attempting to carry the dragon onto flights, claiming it helps ease their anxiety!

"Business Expense" or Just a Really Expensive Hobby?

Toy reviewers and influencers are the most confident in their deductions. "It’s not a toy, it’s a prop for my channel" explained one YouTuber who plans to write off not just the dragon but also the new custom shelving he ordered to display it. Others are pushing for it to be considered an "art piece" (which it is) or even an "educational tool" for studying mythical creatures (which it also is).

The IRS has yet to issue an official statement on high-end collectible dragons, but accountants are already bracing for a wave of very creative deductions. In the meantime, collectors continue their noble quest: Owning a dragon while avoiding financial ruin. Because if knights could slay them for gold, surely we can get a tiny tax break for adopting one... right?

More news at 11:00... #NotFinancialAdvice #BackTheBey
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!



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ucsf - 2025-03-17 @ 11:09 pm

I'd urge to ask people like Fred Flintstone or Jon Snow what are the benefits of an everyday dragon.

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