ToyFarce News: The End of Pulse Con - Collectors Devastated They Can No Longer Yell at Their Screen From Home

As reported during the weekend, it seems that Hasbro will no longer be holding their Hasbro Pulse Con online streaming event, opting instead to attend more conventions in-person around the world. This news has left collectors heartbroken, as many cherished the annual tradition of shouting "PASS!" at a livestream from the comfort of their couch. ToyFarce investigated...

"Where am I supposed to type 'LAME!' in a chat now?" lamented one distraught fan. "I don't have the cardio to yell in person!".

During the COVID years, Hasbro Pulse Con allowed collectors to experience the excitement of new reveals while still wearing pajama pants and surrounded by empty snack wrappers. Now, those same collectors will have to travel, pay for tickets, and even... interact with other humans.

"I liked being able to pause the stream to zoom in on blurry teasers. How do I do that in a crowded convention hall? Freeze time?" asked another frustrated attendee.

Hasbro reassured fans that the move to live conventions will provide "the same level of surprise, excitement, and disappointment... just with longer lines and more expensive parking!".

Meanwhile, convention organizers are thrilled: "We've been preparing our venues to handle the massive sighs and groans that usually only happen in the Youtube livechat" said one event coordinator.

Collectors have already begun training for this new era by practicing holding their phones above their heads to record panels for YouTube, ensuring that low-quality leaks will remain a staple of the hobby!

More news at 11:00... We never got that Hasbro Pulse-Con logo model kit sprue/runner :(
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!