John Rogers Working The Transformers Script

"Catwoman" penner John Rogers has been hired to pen the long awaited "Transformers" movie for Dreamworks. [Headline : Purists strap themselves with explosives, head into Hasbro]. Steven Spielberg has plonked the penner in a seat and asked him to come up with a template for a film version of the popular 80's toon/toy-line.

According to Variety, the man behind Patience Phillips (Selina Kyle, now there was a Catwoman...what the heck was...ok, sedative, sedative) has also been hired to pen New Line's "Rush Hour 3" [Headline : Jackie Chan goes AWOL], and produce a film version of the comic "Fatal Frame".

Halle Berry, up for the role of Optimus Prime?

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