New York Comic Con 2024 has come and gone, and after the
deluge of reveals and cool toys that were shown during the 4-day event, several
major banks are now offering
specialized loans designed for toy collectors! With dozens upon dozens of new lines, exclusive figures, limited editions, and must-have collectibles hitting the market in the near future, many collectors found themselves staring into the abyss of their empty wallets and promptly screamed in despair... but
fear not: There might be a plan just for you!
ToyFarce investigated...
"
After seeing the number of figures and sets announced at NYCC, we knew it was time to act," said
James Destro, Profit Director (
no relation) at a new bank,
ToyBank Corp. "
Our Action Figure Acquisition Loan (AFAL) is perfect for anyone who suddenly realizes that feeding themselves for the next six months might have to come second to securing those 1/6 scale Spider-Man the Animated Series figures from Mondo! We’ve never seen demand like this. Apparently, NYCC is the new Christmas for toy companies!"
Some Details about the Loan Program:
"Shelf Space Saver" Personal Loans: For those who need that last bit of cash to buy that ridiculously oversized figure that doesn't fit on any of their shelves.
"Comic Con Credit Line": A revolving line of credit with a 1.5% interest rate to keep up with the never-ending flood of pre-orders from all your favorite brands around
Comic Con season.
"
Collectors love a Payment Plan, we've seen them use those all the time on various websites, like Sideshow Collectibles, etc... So we thought we'd make our own version of this, so that you can finance all your pre-orders in one place!"
The toy community had mixed reactions to the news: "
I was skeptical at first..." said a long time Marvel Legends collector, "
... but after seeing those new Hasbro X-Men'97 Sentinel, of which I might need 10, I knew I couldn't pass up this opportunity. So what if I’m in debt until 2045? At least my X-Men display will look absolutely awesome!"
More news at 11:00...
PS: This is not financial advice... obviously.
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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