ToyFarce News: YoJoe June, INDEED! Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Team Deploys an All-Out Assault on Our Wallets!

by ToyFarce
June 6, 2025
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Toy collectors were still reeling from last week’s Marvel Legends Fanstream: Fantastic Four! Marvel vs Capcom! Yay! All the plastic glory a collector could dream of... until suddenly, the G.I. Joe team at Hasbro kicked the door down, said "Hold my beer", ripped off their sleeves, and screamed "YOJOE JUNE, BABY!"... ToyFarce investigated.

Yes, the G.I. Joe Classified Series team decided to go full commando this week (not like that...get your mind out of the gutter, you!), coming in hot with a name-only reveals (Steelcore Sentry with Defense post and Desert Scorpion and Pet Scorpion), digital renders (AWE Striker, Legacy Collection Police officer, Renegades Sgt Slaughter and Mercer two-pack), figure pre-orders (Ninja Force Slice and Dice two-pack, Budo and Hawk with Mobile Missile System) and a plan that would make General Hawk himself blush: Not only did they unveil a small army of figures, but they also promised weekly streams throughout the entire month of June. That’s right: Every. Single. Week!

As if that wasn’t enough, they casually dropped the news that a new HasLab will be revealed at the end of the month. Because nothing says "summer fun" like pre-ordering a multi-hundred-dollar plastic tank that will arrive sometime around the next presidential election. CAN'T WAIT!

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Collectors across the globe responded in unison with a joyful battle cry: "My poor wallet!" followed by the solemn resignation of clearing shelf space and preparing for financial ruin.

At this point, we can only imagine what the next three streams will bring. More Classified Series figures! Vehicles! A lifesize Timber the wolf to guard your collection?

One thing is certain: June has been fully commandeered by the G.I. Joe team, we know that now, and you know what they say about knowing... (it's half the battle. Wait... what's the other half?)

More news at 11:00... YoJoe June? YOJOE, INDEED!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!



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ucsf - 2025-06-08 @ 3:28 pm

There are less good tv series nowadays, so maybe livestream series will fill the gap. And no I won't show these videos to my wallet lol

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