ToyFarce News: "Please, Stop Tagging Me!" - An exclusive interview with June Yojoe, who is not affiliated with G.I. Joe in any way!

It’s that time of the year again: "Yo Joe June", a full month of exciting G.I. Joe news, reveals, and pre-orders from Hasbro and other brands! But while collectors are overjoyed, there’s one person who dreads this time of the year more than Cobra dreads a fully-funded H.I.S.S. Tank: Meet June Yojoe, a perfectly normal civilian with absolutely zero ties to the G.I. Joe brand, franchise, or toyline... and she has had enough. ToyFarce sat down with her for an exclusive interview...


ToyFarce: Thank you for taking the time to talk with us, Ms. Yojoe. So first off, how excited are you about all the new G.I. Joe reveals thi...

June Yojoe (interrupting): Okay, no. Absolutely not. I'm not doing this again.

ToyFarce: ... I beg your pardon?

June: Every single year. Every single June. My inbox fills up, people tag me on social media on tons of posts, my LinkedIn gets weird messages asking about Classified Series leaks. People see my name "Yojoe, June" and assume I'm part of some G.I.Joe event... Do I look like I work for Hasbro? Do I sound like a Real American hero? I’m a dental hygienist from Iowa, for Pete's sake!

ToyFarce: So you're saying you're not...

June: I am not part of any "YoJoe June" celebration. My name is June Yojoe. Last name: Yojoe, First name: June. It's just a name. I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t choose this life.

ToyFarce: That must be... frustrating.

June: Frustrating?! Last year, someone photoshopped me onto a Scarlett action figure! The year before, I got invited to a convention panel titled "YoJoe June: Secrets from the Source". I thought it was about dentistry and I went there!

ToyFarce: Have you considered changing your name?

June: And let G.I. Joe win? Never. I was here first! I’ve had this name since before the 3.75-inch era. Let them change the month!

ToyFarce: So... no interest in the new Night Force Beach Head and Quick Kick figures?

June: This interview is over.


With two more weeks of YoJoe June left, June Yojoe is bracing herself... and silencing all notifications, just to be sure.

More news at 11:00... "It's the same every year!"
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!