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WE'RE SLASHING PRICES!" - Those are the words displayed on the store front of the new toys and collectibles store near
Camp Crystal Lake, in Cunningham County, New Jersey. The new store will have its grand opening this
Friday 13th, and the locals are hoping for a ton of visitors over the weekend.
"
We haven't had much tourism since... you know... the events." said Jack B. who lives nearby. "
We hope there will be a lot of mother and children visiting the store, especially since Mother's day was last week."
"
This store is going to ki... ki... kill ma... ma... my wallet!" said Pamela V., a local mother.
We hope the prices are the only things that will be getting
slashed today...
More news at 11:00...
20% off on all hockey masks!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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