ToyFarce News: Hasbro Appoints Member of the Live Chat as New CEO?!

by ToyFarce
September 01, 2023

The live chat during a Hasbro Fanstream: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" as Obi Wan said. Those can usually be quite toxic, with entitled...errr... passionate collectors yelling "Pass!", "This is horrible" "Who wants this crap?" and other constructive criticism (At least, we assume they yell, since it's written in all caps). A lot of people assume that nobody from the company reads the live chat, but it turns out they do, and one member of the live chat might have just gotten a golden opportunity...

"We are always monitoring during those events" said one of the members of the boards of directors from Hasbro. "During the recent Star Wars fanstream, there was the usual banter and insults that are commonplace during those streams, but one fan in particular, SandInVadersBoots, managed to catch our attention. "This line should die", "Who asks for these?", "WTF! This is terrible", "Please stop", ... His arguments were very clear, and he eloquently explained what was wrong with the line in a very constructive manner. Really, his arguments were brilliant. Who would take valuable time out of their day to yell at people on a screen? We knew right away that we had found our next CEO".

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SandInVadersBoots is expected to start at Hasbro next month. He should oversee the Star Wars line of products first, followed by the Marvel Legends line, which also has a very colorful live chat during their fanstreams.

More news at 11:00... "Clearly, he knew better than us what we should do."
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!

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ucsf - 2023-09-02 @ 10:32 am

Ahh the fantastix yellstreams! Awesome, finally Hasbro lives up to it's potential lol. I'd urge to make another carbon-freezing chamber, this time to the whole toy line! Yeah that would be enough to collectors.

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