ToyFarce News: Star Wars "Superfan" Looking Forward to Complain Online for an Entire Month About New Haslab!

by ToyFarce
June 07, 2024

Today, Hasbro will announce the new Star Wars: The Vintage Collection Haslab crowdfunding campaign, and self-proclaimed Star Wars "Superfan" Matt from NJ is really looking forward to all the complaints he will be able to post online about it. "I was already talking trash about the fact that they delayed the announcement, and was nearly out of things to say... This announcement cannot come soon enough!" ToyFarce investigated...

Star Wars "Superfan" Matt took us behind the scenes about how he prepares for the announcement: "First, I made sure to join as many Star Wars collectors groups on Facebook, so that I can post multiple times a day on each of them about how much I hate it (even if it hadn't been announced yet). With some other collectors, we have pre-agreed on a selection of arguments to post every time we see a post about liking or backing the new Haslab. It's your usual post about "HaSbLoW gReEd", about the prices, etc. There has been many Haslab campaigns at this point, so we have a deep understanding about how prices are calculated now. We're basically experts."


"Whatever they announce, we will hate it. We decided that a long time ago. As a matter of fact, some of us have been camping in the live chat of the YouTube video, already letting them know that we hate it days in advance. It's the level of dedication we have!"

More news at 11:00... Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans! ❤️
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!


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ucsf - 2024-06-08 @ 1:05 pm

And then they buy the items so that they can tell everyone how poor they are. A clever strategy!

BigGMonsterMan - 2024-06-07 @ 6:02 pm

Some people ain't happy unless they're miserable!

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