We have all seen the recent
statements from various toy companies, here is our take on it:
Dear toy community,
In light of the recent tariff situation affecting the toy industry, ToyFarce is committed to adapting and evolving in these challenging times. While many toy companies are announcing price increases, reduced accessories, and cost-cutting measures, we are taking a different approach:
Effective immediately, all ToyFarce articles will now feature 30% more jokes, 20% more sarcasm, and due to unforeseen logistical issues, at least 8% more typos.
We understand that toy collectors are facing difficult times, with rising prices and shrinking figures, so we are doing our part to ensure that the amount of humor per article remains at an all-time high, with no price increase to our readers. That’s right! ToyFarce will remain 100% free, unless we also get hit with a tariff, in which case we may introduce various plans, such as Normal, Deluxe, Platinum Chase Variant or even Jokerized editions.
Rest assured, we remain committed to delivering the most absurd, exaggerated, and completely unnecessary toy news coverage, now with extra satire at no additional cost!
Thank you for your continued support during these trying times. We will get through this together, one overpriced action figure at a time...
More news at 11:00...
Now with 18% more news!
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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