In a bold move that has collectors laughing through the pain,
Hasbro has announced the next must-have item in the
Marvel Legends line: the "
Maximum Empty Wallet", a hyper-realistic representation of what your finances look like after watching the latest Fanstream!
ToyFarce investigated...
The timing couldn’t be more perfect, as Hasbro just revealed:
Fantastic Four Movie Figures – Featuring movie-accurate designs and the kind of shiny newness that makes collectors forget they already own 12 other Reed Richards or The Thing.
Marvel vs. Capcom Two-Packs – That’s right, figures that fans have dreamed of for years, now finally arriving... just in time to obliterate your savings!
Marvel vs. Capcom Deluxe Figures – Larger, shinier, and more articulated than your sense of restraint.
To commemorate the avalanche of pre-orders, the
Marvel Legends Maximum Empty Wallet comes with:
Battle-Damaged Appearance –
With dried tears, wear marks, and a receipt from your favorite collectibles store poking out!
Poseable Credit Card Slot –
Watch it sag under the weight of your financial decisions!
Realistic Accessories –
A credit card that’s been declined, a tear-stained 'collect responsibly' post-it note, and a pre-order checklist!
Collectors were quick to react:
"
I was excited for the Marvel vs. Capcom figures until I realized I’ll need a small loan to afford them." – @CreditCardAvenger
"
This new wave of Fantastic Four figures is so fire, I had to sell my car!" – @FantasticPoor
The
Marvel Legends Maximum Empty Wallet will be available for pre-order shortly after you hit "
Confirm" on the rest of your
Fanstream haul. Comes in
Deluxe,
Two-pack, and
Ultimate Crying Bundle Editions.
More news at 11:00...
Next week, G.I.Joe Fanstream! 💸
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!
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