ToyFarce News: Hasbro Unveils Marvel Legends Maximum Empty Wallet!

In a bold move that has collectors laughing through the pain, Hasbro has announced the next must-have item in the Marvel Legends line: the "Maximum Empty Wallet", a hyper-realistic representation of what your finances look like after watching the latest Fanstream! ToyFarce investigated...

The timing couldn’t be more perfect, as Hasbro just revealed:

Fantastic Four Movie Figures – Featuring movie-accurate designs and the kind of shiny newness that makes collectors forget they already own 12 other Reed Richards or The Thing.

Marvel vs. Capcom Two-Packs – That’s right, figures that fans have dreamed of for years, now finally arriving... just in time to obliterate your savings!

Marvel vs. Capcom Deluxe Figures – Larger, shinier, and more articulated than your sense of restraint.




To commemorate the avalanche of pre-orders, the Marvel Legends Maximum Empty Wallet comes with:

Battle-Damaged Appearance – With dried tears, wear marks, and a receipt from your favorite collectibles store poking out!

Poseable Credit Card Slot – Watch it sag under the weight of your financial decisions!

Realistic Accessories – A credit card that’s been declined, a tear-stained 'collect responsibly' post-it note, and a pre-order checklist!




Collectors were quick to react:

"I was excited for the Marvel vs. Capcom figures until I realized I’ll need a small loan to afford them." – @CreditCardAvenger

"This new wave of Fantastic Four figures is so fire, I had to sell my car!" – @FantasticPoor

The Marvel Legends Maximum Empty Wallet will be available for pre-order shortly after you hit "Confirm" on the rest of your Fanstream haul. Comes in Deluxe, Two-pack, and Ultimate Crying Bundle Editions.

More news at 11:00... Next week, G.I.Joe Fanstream! 💸
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