ToyFarce News: "Wow! This Forest Looks Just Like My Forest Diorama!" Says Collector After Going Outside!

In a shocking twist of... reality (?), local action figure collector Greg reportedly experienced a moment of awe this weekend when he ventured outside and discovered that nature, in fact, looks exactly like his forest diorama! ToyFarce investigated...

"I couldn’t believe it, it's life imitating art!" said Greg, clutching his NECA Predator figure as he stood among actual trees for the first time since early 2023. "The moss, the rocks, the lighting... it's like someone recreated one of my forest diorama in 1:1 scale. Incredible craftsmanship!"

Greg, who had initially stepped out to pick up a package of an order of handmade 1:12 trees, decided to take a detour through a nearby park. What started as an annoying chore quickly turned into a spiritual journey of rediscovery: "At first, I thought someone had built a life-sized version of my display for some kind of prank or for a toy convention. But then birds flew overhead and a squirrel ran by, and I was like 'Whoa! These are next level'"

Greg was especially impressed by the "natural light" effect, which he says really enhances the realism of the outdoor setting. "It’s even better than the ring light I use", he admitted. "I might try to rig up a 'sun' like this in the toy room" he added.



Witnesses say Greg was seen carefully inspecting tree bark for scale accuracy and muttering things like "This would be perfect for an outdoor G.I. Joe mission or a Mythic Legions outing..." and "Why doesn’t Hobby Lobby carry this kind of bushes?". When asked if he plans to go outside more often, Greg remained hesitant. "It’s cool and all, but there’s no plug for my fog machine and I can’t control the weather".

More news at 11:00... "I could do without the animals photobombing though..."
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