In the vast realms of the digital kingdom, a grand spectacle unfolded as
King Todd McFarlane, the sovereign ruler of the
McFarlane Toys and the
Spawn universe, proclaimed a campaign of
Kickstarter— a noble quest to breathe new life into the valiant hero,
Medieval Spawn. The announcement echoed through the lands, stirring the hearts of collectors and admirers, each yearning to lay claim to a piece of this storied hero's legacy. Yet, as the tale unfolds, it is not merely a story of creation but a saga of demands, refusal, and a peculiar generosity that few could fathom.
As the campaign dawned, the subjects of the digital realm, clad in their avatars and usernames, gathered in the great virtual square. With voices raised in unison, they called upon King Todd to grant them the boon of tiers. "
O Mighty King Todd," they cried, "
Let us pledge at varying levels, to unlock treasures both great and small! Let us choose our spoils and pay accordingly, for this is the way of Kickstarter, as ancient scrolls have decreed!"
But
King Todd stood firm upon his word. "
Nay!" he declared, his voice echoing through the servers and screens. "
Tiers, thee say? I shall not bind my faithful followers with the chains of such frivolous things! For every backer, regardless of their pledge, shall receive treasures beyond measure! Free relics, additional arms, armor and accessories to adorn their Medieval Spawn, for all shall be equal in my realm!"
The subjects, taken aback by such magnanimity, whispered among themselves. "
Is this a test?" they pondered. "
Doth the King wish to measure our loyalty, or has he gone mad with power?" For in the annals of
Kickstarter, such generosity was rare indeed. To give freely, without demanding a higher price, was unheard of—a mystery worthy of the bards’ songs.
Yet,
King Todd remained unyielding, his heart set on his path. "
I shall not falter," he proclaimed, "
for it is not tiers and trinkets that bind us, but the love of the hero, Medieval Spawn! Rejoice, for you shall receive not one, but as many as 14 gifts, and all for a single pledge! This is my decree, and so it shall be!"
And so, the campaign continued, with backers both new and old swarming to pledge their gold, silver, and digital currency. Some, still longing for the familiar comfort of tiers, grumbled in the shadows, while others marveled at the bounty bestowed upon them without further cost.
The tale of
Medieval Spawn and
King Todd McFarlane thus spread far and wide, a tale of a king's stubbornness and unexpected generosity, of a hero reborn, and a campaign unlike any other. For in this tale, it was not just about the hero clad in medieval armor, but about the choices of a king who dared to defy convention, choosing instead to gift his people freely.
Further tidings shall be revealed at the eleventh hour...
All hail the valiant hero, Medieval Spawn!
*Be it known to all that ToyFarce, in jest and mirth, doth present tales of parody. These tidings are but folly and should not be heeded with earnest belief.
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