ToyFarce News: Controversial! Super7 Is *NOT* The Prequel To Super 8?!

Unconceivable! Put your tinfoil hats on, because we are going into 'crazy theory' territory today, folks! An anonymous tip sent to ToyFarce this week claims that the San Francisco based collectibles, toys and apparel brand Super7 is actually NOT related to the 2011 movie Super 8, directed by J.J. Abrams and produced by Steven Spielberg. Obviously, take that with a grain of salt. Who comes up with such outrageous claims?

Here are #Facts:

-Super7 was founded in 2001, while Super 8 came out in 2011. Clearly, Super7 was there before, making it the prequel!

-Super7 has produced collectibles and toys for several sci-fi franchises (Metropolis, Alien, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Mars Attacks, Star Trek: The Next Generation,...) AND monsters (Godzilla, Universal monsters, that 16" Mummy Boy), while Super 8 is coined a "Sci-fi monster movie". Still thinking they're not related?

-Here is the biggest proof: Super7 has made Andre the Giant figures... Andre the Giant was called "the Eighth wonder of the world"... There is an 'eight' in Super8. BOOM! Mic drop.



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*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!