ToyFarce News: Collector, Who Woke Up From a 20+ Year Coma, Happy To Pick Up His Collection Right Where He Left Off!

by ToyFarce
February 07, 2022
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We start this week with some happy, positive news: Tony S., a collector who has been in a coma for over 20 years, has finally woken up during the weekend! His family was more than happy to share the news with us, as Tony is a huge action figure collector: Marvel superheroes, G.I. Joes, Masters of the Universe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he collected them all. Here are the first words he said when he woke up:

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"Oh boy, I can't wait to pick up that first wave of Marvel Legends that Toy Biz was about to release right before I fell into a coma!"

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Well, I guess there will be some adjustments to be made: Replace 'Toy Biz' by 'Hasbro', or add 'Retro' in front of any of the line you collected, and you'll be just fine, Tony!

More news at 11:00... "Do they still make the Gargoyles figures?"
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!



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Lord_Scareglow - 2022-02-15 @ 7:19 am
On 2/7/2022 at 7:46 PM, ransomz said:

I passed on getting Toad in the first wave because I knew one day they would come out with an actual Marvel Legend version. I should have gone into a coma for 20 years.

Fo Reeealz, I knew it.

I also didn't bother collecting every MOTU figure because I knew that we'd just get origins, winner moves!

MagnaPrime - 2022-02-08 @ 3:21 am

That's a lot of aftermarket purchasing

ransomz - 2022-02-08 @ 12:46 am

I passed on getting Toad in the first wave because I knew one day they would come out with an actual Marvel Legend version. I should have gone into a coma for 20 years.

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