ToyFarce News: Time Traveler From 2034 Confirms Mezco 1989 Batman Is Still Not Out Yet!

by ToyFarce
November 21, 2022
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As more and more Mezco One:12 Collective action figures are starting to come out, there was hope that a stray 'Processing soon' email would arrive in our mailboxes about the coveted 1989 Batman figure, a figure that has now been delayed for over 2 years (original release date was between August and October 2020). Unfortunately, it looks like we'll have to wait a little more, as ToyFarce was approached by a self-proclaimed time traveler, who confirmed to us that the figure is still not out in 2034!

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The time traveler introduced himself as Blizzorp3000 (he explained that in the future, we won't use first names and last names anymore, but rather our internet usernames), and said that he came from the year 2034. We were hoping that he would let us know about important upcoming events, or maybe lottery numbers or a sports almanac, but he said that that wasn't important. He was there to let us know one thing, and one thing only: The Mezco One:12 Collective 1989 Batman figure is still not out yet in 2034.

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When we asked why he would use a time machine to come and tell us that, he just shrugged and said he thought it was important. In fact, it was the most important thing to him. He then went back to his time machine and left. We are still not sure if it happens, or if this was a fever dream.

More news at 11:00... This is heavy.
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!



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ucsf - 2022-11-24 @ 11:43 pm
On 11/22/2022 at 1:13 AM, Sybok55 said:

I cancelled all my Mezco pre-orders months ago because the dates kept getting pushed back.

And whatever happened to their 5 Points Scooby-Doo they showed at NY Toy Fair in 2019?

Great question, those stuck in the limbo, and to be honest, it doesn't seem like they really pushing that line wholeheartedly...

ChrisMOTUFAN - 2022-11-22 @ 4:37 pm

Mezco should just get into NFT's lol

Sybok55 - 2022-11-22 @ 12:13 am

I cancelled all my Mezco pre-orders months ago because the dates kept getting pushed back.

And whatever happened to their 5 Points Scooby-Doo they showed at NY Toy Fair in 2019?

ucsf - 2022-11-21 @ 8:06 pm

Mezco should dub this release as "DatMan" pointing a finger on the calendar that will have all the unreleased toys in 2034.

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