ToyFarce News: Preschoolers Protest - They Want Their Top Spot As Toy Consumers Back!

by ToyFarce
June 21, 2024

Last week, the New York Post published an article saying that adults are now the biggest consumers of toys, surpassing preschoolers who had held that top spot for a long time. We all celebrated and pat ourselves on the back, but it turns out preschoolers did not take this lightly. In an unprecedented turn of events, preschoolers across the nation have united in protest, demanding to reclaim their rightful place as the primary consumers of toys. ToyFarce investigated...

"We just want to play with our toys!" said Timmy, 4 years old. "But now, everytime mummy takes me to the store, there is a grown-up buying all the toys! It's not fair!". The preschoolers claim that there has been a surge in prices for popular toys, driven by adult demand, and since they cannot work and earn a paycheck, they cannot afford those toys anymore. "Grown-ups are stealing our toys!" said Lily, 3.5 years old. "What's next? Are they going to steal our nap time too?"


One of the chants at the protest said "LEAVE THE TOYS TO US! Adults can play with taxes and spreadsheets and adult things!". Tommy, 5 years old, also claimed that the numbers might be rigged, since the preschoolers toys are also bought by adults: their parents. "Technically, all toys are bought by adults! But they are for the kids, not them! They don't even play with them!"

More news at 11:00... "We will not rest... unless it's nap time, of course."
*ToyFarce News is parody news for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously!


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A_Spidey_Fan - 2024-06-24 @ 3:17 am

You know, stealing their Nap time wouldn't be a bad idea either. I sort of feel like having 1 soon. And with all the energy those kiddies have, they don't need it.

Jokes aside, funny article all around. And Preschoolers, don't worry about it. You still have Paw Patrol. Until some company decides to make more super articulated collector versions of them that is.

ucsf - 2024-06-23 @ 11:42 pm

A group of children (Eric, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Timmy) already signed this petition in the first hour or so!

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